1. What cake can you drink coffee from? A cup cake. (Sorry, coffee cake is too easy).
2. What boats can you always buy at a reduced price? Sale (sail) boats.
3. A banana and an apple got married, but they argued all the time. So the banana split.
4. How many bees are there in a hive? None, the letter “b” is not in the word “hive.”
OKAY OKAY IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY,,
GEESH GOTTA HAVE ASENSE OF HUMOR