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Thursday, February 28, 2008

CRAZY BUT TRUE

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal.

People who are willing to get off the couch to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No I just paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has n ever been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here.

2 comments:

Kimba The White Lioness said...

Ha! I LOVE sarcastic humor, CB!

cotojo said...

Kimba - I'm sure there is more to come from both of us hahaha.
Take care
C-Baby & cotojo