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Monday, April 7, 2008

GRANDMA WENT TO COURT a MUST READ...


I HAD TO POST THIS ONE....very funny

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire sta te. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three diff erent women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair


WOW CAN YOU IMAGINE,, Don't know if this is true but it made me laugh.

4 comments:

Sandy G. said...

That's hilarious, true or not! Just wanted to stop by and say hi. Hi! :-)

~Sandy G.

Colorado Baby Cares said...

Thanks for the comment, I agree it is funny. Very nice to see you Sandy G. you and that cute little kitty kat,,lol. Colorado baby says come back again..

George said...

Well that will pick you up out of the gutter. Thanks.

Sue said...

Hi Colorado Baby, that is funny, if it is true, I guess they do things differently down South - lol. Also thanks for stopping by mine. TTYL :D